{"product_id":"ceramic-mug-11oz-15oz","title":"'Nothing Ever Happens' Mug (11oz)","description":"This glossy ceramic mug brings dry wit to your morning routine. A minimalist, hand-drawn teacher figure points to a chalkboard that reads “Nothing Ever Happens,” capturing a wry, ironic mood that suits quiet mornings, late-night grading, or anyone who collects low-key humor. The crisp print and bright whites make the illustration pop, while the comfortable C-handle and shiny finish keep the mug pleasant to hold and look at. Available in two sizes, it handles daily use — microwave and dishwasher safe, lead- and BPA-free — so you can sip with confidence as you start your day or wind down with a warm drink.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Microwave-safe for convenient reheating\u003cbr\u003e- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, crisp colors with modern printing\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy white ceramic with comfortable C-handle\u003cbr\u003e- Available in 11oz and 15oz; lead- and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: Chud Studio, contact@chudstudio.com\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":58305840906588,"sku":"24345130107219068771","price":15.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1038\/7197\/1676\/files\/7255189852958523615_2048_custom_96250310-c04a-4921-852a-4682f32ce3e0.jpg?v=1784320377","url":"https:\/\/chudstudio.com\/products\/ceramic-mug-11oz-15oz","provider":"Chud Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}