Nothing ever happens. But this tee does something.
Heavyweight cotton, a hand-drawn chalkboard illustration, and just enough sarcasm to survive Monday. Soft, relaxed, and built to be lived in — not babied.
100% cotton, garment-washed for that already-broken-in feel
Unisex fit, true to size
Sizes S–2XL
Pair it with the matching mug for the full "nothing ever happens" starter pack.
